Chelsea chops it up with her heavily medicated listeners about ADHD and autism assessments, a dented Honda, internet pet peeves, and of course: contour. A caller who sounds like Aparna Nancherla calls, as well as a caller who sounds like Drew Afualo.

In another rousing episode of CPP, Chelsea explores topics including but certainly not limited to ADHD, vocal tone, escape rooms, aliens, Ketamine, and the pungent odor of dog farts. Callers from every corner of the world (ie. Belgium) tune in to hear Chelsea’s renowned singing voice. La la la la la la la laaaaa.

A shocking revelation shatters the CCP podverse: After all these years in the resistance, Chelsea realizes soup is actually pretty good. Some talk of The Middle Ages, chili, baked potatoes, stew, ADHD/Autism, pottery, a recurring wonderment about where excrement winds up, and a rousing finale of multiple live google searches. An absolute 1 of 1 creation as per usual.

Chelsea welcomes the delightful Beth Pratt, wildlife advocate, author, and cougar-crossing expert to the stude for a lot of dorking-out about nature with callers (in matching P-22 sweaters). Laughs and darkness abound, per usual.

In this spirited episode, Chelsea cleans her glasses with a sock and reflects upon Heated Rivalry with a group of core callers who are interconnected. Discussion of other topics like: why boomers cannot apologize, ADHD, GLPS, Lyme disease, and honeydew melon.

Extremely detailed crispy mushroom tutorial. The end of originality. Nicolandria salad ad. Catherine Keener comparison. Gentle emotional unraveling.

Carey O’Donnell is back! Matching denim. A repeat surfer caller. Funfetti food test. Spa music. Multiple perspectives on a recent fecal event. Ending with a rousing musical number! Don’t miss it.

Chelsea and Nick discuss hats, cowbirds, Gavin Newsom, and whether slow claps should be banned forever. Also: vegan cheese, Love Island, and the general ache of being alive. A feel-good episode.