THE FLORIDA PANTHERS ARE STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONSHIPS and Ken and Zach are AMPED! Watching the Cats find a way to overcome blowing their 3-0 lead and figure out how to win Game 7 over the Edmonton Oilers is astonishing. Sergei Bobrovsky's mental fortitude to fight off his struggles and return to dominant form in the biggest game of his life inspired Ken. Zach is still thinking about "what if?" the Panthers collapsed, but it doesn't matter know, because in his words: "Canada, suck it and take it". You can't help but be thrilled for Paul Maurice, whose on-ice interview with the Stanley Cup might have been the most poignant moment of the night. Connor McDavid: Did he make the right decision not accepting to Conn Smythe Award? We know that Aleksander Barkov is the best defenseman in the NHL, but is he now one of the greatest athletes in South Florida sports history? As for Matthew Tkachuk and the Cup in the Atlantic Ocean? Priceless. And if Canada doesn't like it, too bad. Anyone poking fun at the size of the Panthers fan base is just hugely jealous. Suck it and take it, Canada hockey folks, eh?

00:00 How did the Panthers regroup? 17:25 Sergei Bobrovsky is a legend 21:30 Connor McDavid did right thing w/ Conn Smythe 27:18 God Bless Paul Maurice 30:00 Paul Maurice now SoFla coaching icon 42:15 Aleksander Barkov now on level with Marino, Wade 49:30 Ken criticizes Elbo Room 54:30 Sam Reinhart's profound Panthers declaration 59:00 U MAD, Candians?

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Finally, a long, forgettable NBA season is over. It's not just that the hated Boston Celtics won the title, it's that the season just kind of sucked. As for the Celtics, there's just no personality to latch onto. The team is filled with really weird dudes, including Jayson Tatum, whose Gen Z demeanor is just too corny to stomach, even if his game is unfairly criticized. Also, the Celtics partying in Miami? Any self-respecting Bostonian should be downright offended. Ken and Zach are nervous about the Florida Panthers and their ability to finish off the Edmonton Oilers. Ken is hoping that the loyal, long-standing Cats fans get their moment of glory. Then there's Tua Tagovailoa. Ken has observed that the anti-Tua contingent likes to tell us why other quarterbacks are better, then lob an insult, but never actually give proof as to why that quarterback is better. Finally, Tyreek Hill is having a doughnut for the first time at 30 years old? How is that possible for the Dolphins wide receiver? That leads Ken and Zach into a Top 5 doughnut ranking.

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Zach is back from Boy's Weekend and he is...surviving. The boys agree that age 25 is when nature tells you that hangovers are not sustainable. Caitlin Clark not being named to USA Basketball for the Olympics in Paris has people in a frenzy...again. Ken thinks CC's fans are a cult, Zach admits he wants her on the Olympic team because she's all he cares about in women's hoops. Speaking of hoops, the Celtics are just deeper and better than the Mavericks. Boston is crushing Dallas and Jayson Tatum doesn't need to be a superstar to win his first ring. And that's just fine. Thank God for Sergei Bobrovsky. He's why the Florida Panthers beat the terrifying Edmonton Oilers to begin the Stanley Cup Final. Watching the Oilers skate...it's a nightmare. Long overdue, it's time to give miniature golf its flowers. What an underappreciated sport that needs more adult-only options. Give us a challenge.

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