“That’s not happiness, it’s low expectations in thermal underwear.” 😂 That's my favorite line from show as I discussed the best places to live in the USA. The UK created cigarette birthdays, and the one they advertised is emotionally unavailable. Thanks for subscribing to the channel.

“Good old-fashioned anxiety. That’s why I’m still here.” 😎 🐍 "They brought maracas to the crime scene.” My 2 favorite lines from the show today. Rattlesnakes love humans, AI music is getting scary good, and the county should not have to tell you that...stupid! You should know some things. Thanks for checking out the show today.

“Arizona is basically a Ziploc bag for airplanes.” 😂 That's my favorite line from the show for this Monday. The secret to happiness from another self-improvement article. Spirit Airlines Is Dead… and Arizona Has the Bodies! Thanks for checking out the show today. I really appreciate you subscribing to the channel.

“That’s not a reward… that’s forced enjoyment with breadsticks.” 😂 That's favorite line from the show today. It starts with uncommon thievery , moves to pausing life...for real...and finally theme parks in American are broken...just the way we like them. Have a wonderful weekend and thanks for checking out the podcast!

“It’s not a career… it’s a prison sentence with direct deposit.” 😂 That's my favorite line from the show today. Overnight success creates a mess of problems, I would like to have...Plus I wanna be a celebrity housekeeper...it pays well...at least the lawsuits do! Fact is your job could be killing you, and the world is complicit. Thanks for your time today.

“That’s not inspiration… that’s peer pressure with reptiles.” 😂 That's my favorite line from today's show. I prove women are better with money, Swimming with Crocs is a bad idea, and the music industry is just a copycat biz. Thanks for your time today.

“This ain’t a house tour… it’s a felony field trip.” 😂 That's my favorite line from the show today. I talk olympics to almost dying because of a cell phone...at 6 flags. Thanks for your time today and for subscribing to the channel.

“Comedy on land? You leave. Comedy on water? You got a roommate now.” 😃 That was my favorite line from the show today. The Kentucky Derby used to be hillbilly heaven, like a Super Bowl for slower people, and I talked about country music legend David Allan Coe.

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