Bandit just needs five minutes — the spring rolls aren't ready, there's one table, two daughters, and a whole lot of waiting. In "Takeaway," Justin and Jesse find what happens when a dad's best-laid plans collide with the beautiful chaos of small children in dead time, and why a fortune cookie read from the floor of a Chinese restaurant might be the most quietly theological moment in the whole series. They dig into Jesus calling the children to him (Matthew 19:14), GK Chesterton's stunning passage from Orthodoxy about God's "eternal appetite of infancy," and what it means that we've sinned and grown old while our Father is younger than we. If you've ever stood in a waiting room with little kids and just tried to survive five minutes, this one's for you.

Welcome back to another exciting episode of Bluey and the Bible! In Episode 12, we are tackling the infamous grade school project: taking home the class pet.

Bingo brings home a stuffed bilby named Bob, expecting a weekend full of fun family adventures to document for her class book. However, the Heelers run into a hilariously relatable snag—the entire family is glued to their screens. After snapping photos of Bob watching cartoons in the car and playing mindless tablet games, Bingo makes a tragic discovery: this is the most boring time Bob has ever had!

To save the weekend, Bandit ditches the digital devices, busts out an old Polaroid camera from when he "used to be cool," and leads the family on an epic, screen-free bike ride to the park.

In this episode, we unpack the very real struggle of screen time in modern parenting and how easily it can take over our lives. We dive into how our screen habits can actually reveal what our hearts truly treasure, drawing on timeless wisdom from verses like Luke 12:34 and Psalm 90:12. Join us for some honest confessions, practical tips, and plenty of laughs as we discuss how to put down the phones and intentionally redeem the time with our kids.

Tune in to hear the full discussion—and to find out why you should definitely know the difference between an Australian wallaby and a bilby!

Solo Short: Spotlight on Chilli Heeler!

Welcome to a special, bite-sized character breakdown on the Blue in the Bible podcast! With Jesse out this week, Justin is flying solo to shine the spotlight on everyone's favorite red-and-cream Heeler mom, Chilli. In this fun, five-minute dive, Justin explores what makes Chilli such a fantastic mother to Bluey and Bingo, from her amazing multitasking skills to her willingness to jump right into their imaginative play.

We'll also dig into some fun character details and hilarious online rumors, like the theory that Chilli's part-time job in airport security might mean she and Bandit are secretly running an espionage or art heist ring!

Along the way, Justin connects Chilli's nurturing nature to the Proverbs 31 woman and discusses how a mother and father's balancing dynamics reflect a beautiful, complete image of God. Plus, as a fellow redhead with a family of redheads, Justin shares his personal appreciation for Chilli's ginger fur!

Don't forget to leave us a rating and write a review to let us know what you think of these short character episodes and what you want to hear next. As always, we'll see you next time, kids!

We are back on the wagon and shaking off the rust for another episode of Bluey in the Bible! Join hosts Justin and Jesse as we head to the park for the episode "Bike",.

Bluey discovers that riding a bike is "trifficult," leading to the classic declaration: "I quit",. But she isn't the only one struggling! We break down our Favorite Bits, including Bentley getting stuck on the monkey bars ("I'd like to get down now") and Muffin’s hilarious, "unacceptable" meltdown while trying to put on a backpack,. Plus, we discuss why Bingo decides that drinking water off the ground is a valid life choice.

In this episode’s Dollar Bucks: Why does Bandit stop Bluey from rushing in to help her friends?. We explore the deep dad-wisdom of letting children struggle to build character, connecting Bandit's patience to Romans 5 and the idea that tribulation brings about perseverance. We also look at Deuteronomy 31 to see how, much like Bandit watching from the bench, God is the one who goes with us and never forsakes us.

So, whether you are spinning in circles like Muffin or ready to try again like Bluey, tune in for some laughs and biblical encouragement. As we like to say: Catch you on the flip side, Willy!.

Well, we're back in 2026! After a disappointing number of episodes, we've reconvened and recommitted to the Bluey and the Bible Podcast with a renewed sense of purpose! Enjoy this brief apology update from Jesse and Justin. More to come in 2026!

In Hotel, Bluey and Dad run a wild and wacky pretend hotel—which room will Bandit call his own? Lots of fun is had,but in the background...Bingo keeps getting left out.

In this episode of Bluey and the Bible, we talk about:

• What happens when kids (or parents!) make playtime all about themselves

• The power of including others—even when it means slowing down

• Why Philippians 2 reminds us that humility and love go hand-in-hand, even in pretend play

Scripture Focus:
📖 Philippians 2:3–4 – "Do nothing out of selfish ambition… but in humility value others above yourselves."

Whether you’re raising a “Bluey” or a “Bingo,” this episode is a powerful reminder: love looks like paying attention to the ones we’re tempted to overlook.

It’s time for a Bluey and the Bible showdown! In this special episode, we’re ranking the top 10 most watched and beloved episodes of Bluey—from The Sign to Camping to Sleepytime—and sorting them into our personal S–D tier list. 😱

Which episodes get the coveted S-tier status? Which ones fall flat? And most importantly… what biblical truths can we dig out from these big-hitters?

🎯 Expect:

• Tier-ranking debates

• Gospel-centered reflections on friendship, family, and growing up

• Bluey fun facts and the occasional voice acting

Grab your takeaway, call your cousin on Faceytalk, and let’s build a Flat Pack of faith and fun—Bluey and the Bible style.