Humor From News

You want some good humor from some stale news that you already missed June Month. Don’t worry it is the catch up time now.

Real news gives fear and anxiety. Mixing with humor is the medical solution!

Target store recalls baby wipes due to bacteria.

Bacteria has now surviving capabilities in cleaning wipes. So you think you are cleaning to get away bacteria!

An avocado a day may help control blood sugar, study claims

So apple took a back seat for now? In future you may say don’t compare apple & oranges. You will say whether it is apple or avocado!

Learning to Cook Could Lower Your Dementia Risk By 70%, New Study Says

This study participants must be more from women, who don’t want to spend their time in the kitchen. There will be soon a study which way say washing dishes is good for man’s testosterone!

Air Canada pilot flew passengers for 17 years with a fake pilot’s license, police say

Soon passengers could demand airline release pilot’s profile two days before the flight so that they could do their investigation of their actions in social media, background checks, etc.

Flying is no more fun these days, anyway

People Using GLP-1s, Like Ozempic, Wegovy, Less Likely to Exercise Despite Benefits

Why still my gym is still crowded?

Berkely California homeless person living with nearly 200 rats dies of rare disease called Leptospirosis

Scientist tests new medicines on rats. Rats are testing back human on new virus

What it means for Elon Musk to be worth $1 trillion?

You can spend a million dollars a day, it would take 2,740 years to spend the entirety of a trillion-dollar.

So it not just generational wealth, we need a new term to define 2740 years

You are also a hero if you have the latest iphone on hand!

iPhone 18 Pro: Three new features might make you want to upgrade. Coming in September.

It is the time of the year to spend couple of hundred dollars!

Road name fun, not just any name..

A city in India names the road as ‘Donal Trump Avenue’.

Trump loyalists will now say this is one reason he should be nominated to Nobel Peace prize this year!

Humans may have hidden regenerative powers, science says

Many people with bald head will ask test it on me first!

Old generation people, remember flip phone?

Commodore’s newest gadget is a flip phone that blocks social media and browsers.

Give it as a present to your spouse or girl friend first. Wear running shoes or have the gas filled in your car, as a precaution!

Gracie, a 3-year-old giraffe who went missing after wandering off a remote private ranch in the Texas Hill Country, has been found safe and healthy. Her owner offered $5000 reward

Gracie wanted a break from her family, may be. 3 years in Giraffe life is like 21 in human life, may be.

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