Week 5 is in the books and the damage report is real. Four teams sitting at 4-1, one pivotal matchup at the top, and a trade market that's active but suspiciously quiet — everybody's talking, nobody's moving. We break down the FAAB moves, review the bets, run the pick'ems, and settle at least one debt that's been owed since August. Alex had to work. Bash House: Goober Nation, Episode 6.

Bullshitting: 2:39.329
Week 5 Damage Report: 6:58.718
FAAB Moves: 38:13.682
Trades!: 49:17.120
Week Preview: 01:01:02.649
Bets Review: 01:26:22.177
Pick’Em’: 01:29:52.885
House Bet: 01:34:19.655

All four hosts are back and healthy — which is great, because the league has questions. The hosts went a combined 2-6 in week four. Anthony scored 62 points. Morgan’s unbeaten streak ended at three. And somehow Ruben’s team name changed to something that needs to be addressed on air.

This week on Bash House: we run through the Week 4 Damage Report across all six matchups, break down FAAB Moves including Louie’s $85 Tyreek Hill pickup that officially ended his victim era, hit the Trade Report where Morgan explains sending Jaylen Waddle away — and faces the group chat — in a segment we call Is It Rape or Is It Consensual. Then we preview all of Week 5, check in on the Washington vs Waddle side bet, go through NFL Pick’ems, and lock in Week 5 picks for The House Bet where Ruben is currently 0 for 4 on the season.

We are absent this week but we have our trusty friend Wyatt to take the reins. Stay until the end if you love bangers!