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In a galactic fantasy by young teenage Jocelyn, we're introduced to a far-off, enchanting place where a young woman's lifelong training is put to the test for five entire seconds and a misfit eats some waffles.

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Our Stellar J's perform the traditional Story Doctor autopsy on the decomposing yet undead cadaver of "Zombie."

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In our final moments of "Zombie," Joanne prepares for a life she didn't realize she'd signed up for in the apocalypse - one of danger, misery, and frustrating requests via a new device that pings with orders. The life...of a DoorDasher.

In this penultimate episode, we finish our story at the exact moment it starts. Next episode, we discuss where it could have gone, had our author continued on making an actual plot.

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After making the critical mistake of sleeping in after five nights lying in hazardous waste, Joanne sheepishly joins the Immunes for breakfast. A remarkably coherent conversation ensues after Joanne makes the brave decision to not speak unless necessary.

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With excruciating care Joanne performs her ablutions, and allows herself to feel just how alone she is in the world (maybe).

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Joanne is faced with her most humbling task yet as she's forced to interact with characters the author intended on the audience taking seriously. Without the coping mechanism of silent ironic name calling, Joanne flounders, and is sent to take a shower.

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"Overwhelmed" is an understatement for Joanne as she faces the fresh horror of a boring room containing two or three chairs and five-ish people. However, truly nothing prepares her for the shock of having to carry a couple conversations.

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In a stunning twist, Joanne is faced with the impossible choice between what is right, and what is comfortable.

And she chooses capris.

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