Shoeless wonders, car ride shenanigans, and dam revivals. At least one of Aisha’s first date stories will leave you speechless - or singing the Oompa Loompa song.

And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Listen this week to hear three friends share bad date stories from West Texas with long-winded geology lessons, odd Gemini obsessions and crazy Escalade text confessions.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Bad dates come in twos in this episode - two bowlers, two cheerleaders, and … well, you really just need to listen!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Does “dating in LA” conjure up images of starving actors and plastic surgery? Not after you hear Becca’s bad dates … a sunset prepper, cancelled wedding crasher, and high talker are our La La Land stars this week.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Music festivals, airport kisses and yard sales. What could go wrong in this ‘fairy tale’ with a pre-arranged twist??

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Has a date ever made YOU wait for HIM outside the Ladies Room? Ever given you a tour of his fridge? How about missed his flight…on his own plane? Whatever your answers are, you’ll want to raise a toast to Christine’s great bad date stories. Listen now!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

We’ve laughed our way through our fabulous guests’ bad date traumas … now it’s time to share a couple of stories of our own! How many heels down will you rate us?

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Jailbirds, brawlers and tears on a payphone. New country song or Alicia’s bad date medley? Listen to find out!

Go straight to the date at minute 5:48

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!