Surely the sharks can just go away.

Another ripper catchup tackling of life's carry ons, ponders and problems this week, including Bandit's ability to sneeze and shit himself at 34 years old. We are down to the last four pubs of the book before changing to a surprise new spin for Pub Of The Week and we cover what's the best dish to take to a gathering of mates and why can't they make normal pie shaped party pies during the cookie' segment. Plenty going on in the news, including an upcoming look at the first UFC card of the year, dingo attacks and Danny Grant taking over Melbourne for Orkestrated over the weekend. We bring it home with another ripper edition of Poo's Reviews that released only a month after last weeks edition. Hope you enjoy your week legends. Don't rob graves.

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0:00 - Bandit's Accident

6:30 - Weekends

25:56 - Pub Of The Week

30:00 - Pep And Poo's Dump Finds For You

34:30 - Techin' Out

42:24 - Cooking/Eating

50:38 - Alpha News

1:43:44 - Poo's Reviews

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Great follow ups from last week, including a VR incident, a fish tank mishap and more, including how bad things always come in threes and throwing your Aunty down the stairs. Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters!

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0:00 - Intro

2:15 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn

8:27 - Carry Ons

1:11:00 - Winning Yarn / Callup

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Great mate of the show, hall of famer, avocado farmer and christmas light engineer Jimmy Christmas joins us around the table for a special episode to reminisce with the Bandit and trade war stories of when they went to Ag College. On top of that, we cover Jimmy's latest light show, his new skits that he's been pumping out and how Blue Lagoon farm is progressing. This one is a belter and we hope you enjoy it as much as we did. Enjoy trendsetters!

Note: This episode was recorded in November, 2025.

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0:00 - Avocado Farming Origin Stories

11:00 - Christmas Lights

16:30 - Ag College War Stories

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