Hey,

We’re Gwen and Katie of Accountabilitea.

Do you fear your eyes will stay permanently rolled if you see one more “I just had my first billion dollar month thanks to my trademarked luxury moon charged yoni egg practice”?

Us too. And trust us, we’ve seen it from the back end. (No, not literally. Ew.)

What we mean is — We’ve worked behind the scenes of multiple 7-figure businesses for coaches in the Spiritual Business Space since 2017 in pretty much all the roles (admin, sales, finance, marketing, you name it); and it’s given us a survival guide we’ve been wanting to share pretttttyyy much since then.

The truth is we’re not offended by the idea of a yoni egg practice. You want to pay to learn how to do it from someone who probably read a Goop article and decided they were an expert? That’s cool.

What we’re offended by is the number of people who keep setting themselves up for failure, believing the imagery blasted across the front of a brand and reading the successes without using critical thinking skills to realize it’s for them.

THAT is why people want oversight boards. THAT is why people are saying there are shady practices. THAT is why people are completely leaving the industry.

But it’s not *really* an industry problem.. it’s a personal problem.

People will always reinvent the same ish that’s been around forever, believe it’s new or their own or unique, put their stamp on it, and try to profit.

The way to get in front of it is to take accountability (ope.. there’s that word!).. for the who/what/why of what keeps attracting you to the shite so that you stop making poor decisions for yourself and start making the right ones.

We get enough people to do this, we change the (yes- problematic) trends of the industry.

And then not only do we avoid the annoying crystal dildo posts, we largely avoid the regurgitated “omg, what’s happening to this industry, #amiright” posts. Because those are annoying, too.

For this first mini-season, you can expect us to touch on Spiritual Sisterhood, C-E-Heauxs and Pussy Worship Culture, Polarity in Relationships, Hustle/Flow, The Occult/Christian Pendulum, and much more!

In fact, you can catch extra mini-sodes and tea times inside Accountabilitea Communitea on Facebook - our home base for the real discussions from YOU GUYS meant to be the safe space you dish the capital T-truth like you would your besties. Head on over to Iwantthetea.com now and give us a “sup!”

We’ll also be goofing around on Tiktok with bite-sized sass at accountabiliteapodcast.

Thanks for being here. Our emotions have been brewing, y’all. It’s time to spill the tea.

The pendulum swings from one extreme to the other, but the healthiest balance is somewhere in the middle. We were both raised to be good Christian girls, but the deep magical intuition we felt growing up couldn’t be ignored.

In this first episode, we’ll talk about our religious upbringing, the searching and questioning phase of our teen years, and how that got us into the online spiritual business world. The way we met was divine and magical, but the coach we were working for turned toxic and we began to see what the coaching space was turning into.

We’re here to spill the tea, or the Kool-Aid as the case may be, to shed some light on the spiritual coaching industry and bring some integriTea and accountabiliTea back to the coaches and influencers in these internet streets.

You can catch extra mini-sodes and tea times inside AccountabiliTea CommuniTea on Facebook - our home base for the real discussions from YOU GUYS meant to be the safe space you dish the capital T-truth like you would your besties. Head on over to Iwantthetea.com now and give us a “sup!”

We’ll also be goofing around on Tiktok with bite-sized sass at accountabiliteapodcast.

Thanks for being here. Our emotions have been brewing, y’all. It’s time to spill the tea.

Music credit: She Bad by Luciano Music Co.

A Podcast Launch Bestie production

Spiritual Sisterhood. First words that come to mind? MLM. Pay to play. Mean girls. Fake. Buying into package after package to get into the “inner circle,” but will any of them still be there if you’re unable to pay for the next package?

The promise of sisterhood is very tempting to women starting out in online business, particularly lonely young moms who want to be able to work from home. At some point, the pendulum will swing the other way and the fake sisterhoods will disintegrate. Leaders will step back, calling their energy back into themselves, “releasing” their clients to do the same. We’ve seen it already.

When there is an authentic community connection being built, it can really be healthy. Most of the time, it’s pretty toxic.

You can catch extra mini-sodes and tea times inside AccountabiliTea CommuniTea on Facebook - our home base for the real discussions from YOU GUYS meant to be the safe space you dish the capital T-truth like you would your besties. Head on over to Iwantthetea.com now and give us a “sup!”

We’ll also be goofing around on Tiktok with bite-sized sass at accountabiliteapodcast.

Thanks for being here. Our emotions have been brewing, y’all. It’s time to spill the tea.

Music credit: She Bad by Luciano Music Co.

A Podcast Launch Bestie production