K&G propose to part ways with separate podcasts—"Cooking With K.", and "G. Whillikers' Puppetcastmagorium", featuring G.'s new ventriloquism-on-the-podcast routine. G. feeds the masses with 22,000 coffees. Society crumbles.

Sponsored by American Zoetrope

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guests Jerry Seinfeld, Oprah Winfrey, Senator Bernie Sanders, Sir David Attenborough, Will Smith, Matt Damon, Tom Hanks, Max Weinberg, Chris Rock, Morgan Freeman, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito, Sir Ian McKellen, Homer Simpson, and featuring the late Sir Alec Guinness.

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai

Closing track "King Tutt" by Zombie Cookout (2020)

used by Absurdia Studios under licence from phat cat Blake MacKay

KPM music used under licence from APM Music

"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G fight armed birds and soup-wielding riff raff in a police state in the search for a rogue AI.

Sponsored by KBAG—non-stop bagpipe radio

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guests Sissy Slithers, April Ocker-Bing, and Herp Soresy

and featuring random homeless people.

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai

Opening track "Walk in a Nightmare" by Syd Dale (1966)

KPM music used under licence from APM Music

"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop"

by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop"

by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G bring their irrelevant filmic insights to an entire episode. How the hell did Harrison Ford agree to this?

Sponsored by Cinematic Funhouse Absurdia

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guest Harrison Ford

and featuring Wilhelm's Cream

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.

Opening track "Big Buzz" by Keith Mansfield (1976)

music used under licence from KPM APM Music

"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop"

by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Incidental music used under licence from APM Music

K&G reminisce about the formation of Los Furios and the early days of the band with sex on tap, drugs not earplugs, and raucous rock 'n' roll louder than a New Orleans brothel in January completely derailing the discussion and ruining the episode.

Sponsored by Kenjiko Lab

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guests Hooligan

and featuring Jock Daniel's Iced Tea

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with the voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.

Opening track "Mobster Bisque" by Zombie Cookout

used under licence from mad cat Blake by Absurdia Studios

"River Calm" by The Furios ©Los Furios 1998

"Turn Around" by Los Furios ©Los Furios 2024

Closing track "Not My Fault" by Hooligan ©Hooligan 2004

"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh

used under CC BY-NC

"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Incidental music used under licence from APM Music

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K&G give over to an AI host to run a new game show giving away a brand new car! And then carefully explain how to crash it.

Sponsored by Organ Juice™ by JJuice!®

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guest Gen A

and featuring John Rambo

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with the voices from ElevenLabs, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.

Opening track "Troubleshooter" by Alan Hawkshaw (1973)

music used under licence from KPM APM Music

"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G reunite post-K's incarceration to interview the new governor of Absurdia, wonder what they can say when very little gets past the censor, and find no conversation in Neil Young.

Sponsored by Pizza Now!

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with guest Neil Young

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with the voices from ElevenLabs, Lovo.ai, PlayAI, and Voice.ai.

Opening track "Action Drive" by Johnny Pearson (1970)

music used under licence from KPM APM Music

"Absurdia Highway Theme" is a derivative of "Highway Freedom Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh

used under CC BY-NC

"Highway Freedom Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

Absurdia City Studios gets a smashing upgrade in time for K&G to probe the local elections. Who will Absurdia vote for? Who will tell us what to do? Who will repair the electoral machines? Is anyone left? Who is right?

Call 911!

Sponsored by the System That Works For You.

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

and special guest Chris Lumb

featuring Harrison Ford

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.ai

Opening track "Jet Set" by Mike Vickers © KPM 1972

Music used under licence from APM Music

"Counting Bills" by qubodup is licensed under CC BY 3.0 by Absurdia Studios

"Footsteps Pacing Back and Forth" by ultradust is licensed under CC BY 4.0 by Absurdia Studios

"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios

K&G get all nostalgic about their Gen X punk salad days and how great music used to be and how shit it is now but the editor has removed it because nobody cares.

Instead, they needlessly pit genres against each other to fight like Kilkenny cats and record the results. Listen now!

Sponsored by other podcasts you should listen to instead of this one.

Created, written and produced by K&G

Performed by K&G

with additional performance by Hunter Davis

and featuring Lee Van Cleef, who died in 1989 and is buried anonymously.

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Editing, sound design and mastering by G.

created with the voices from LOVO @ www.lovo.ai

Opening track "The Great Escape" by John Cameron © KPM 1972

Closing track "In The Crowd" by William Farley & Dennis Bovell © KPM 1981

and "Praise God I'm Satisfied" by Blind Willie Johnson (1927)

Music used under licence from APM Music

"Absurdia Adventure Theme" is a derivative of "Little Adventure Loop" by Sergei Chetvertnykh used under CC BY-NC

"Little Adventure Loop" is licensed under CC BY-NC by Absurdia Studios