Episodi

  • Absolute Cuts #148 - POLTERGEIST (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

    Absolute Cuts #148 - POLTERGEIST (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
    Nov 6 2026

    “They're here”

    Episode 148 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1982 tree hugging, clown strangling, TV dimensioning classic Poltergeist. Ryan and Mark talk about Halloween decorations, Scouts and the many behind the scenes shenanigans of this film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

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    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

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    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
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    1 ora e 39 min
  • Absolute Cuts #147 - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

    Absolute Cuts #147 - A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET
    Oct 30 2026

    “This is God”

    Episode 147 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1984 knife fingering, huge arming, phone tonguing classic A Nightmare on Elm Street. Ryan and Mark talk about trains hitting cows, hippos, and why Heather Langancamp is a freak in the sheets.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
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    1 ora e 13 min
  • Absolute Cuts #147 - WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP

    Absolute Cuts #147 - WHITE MEN CAN'T JUMP
    Oct 10 2026

    “I don't mean to brag... but I'm the greatest”

    Episode 146 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1992 Jeopardy-ing, slam dunking, yo mamma-ing classic White Men Can't Jump. Ryan and Mark talk about sexist tradesmen, decorating the Sistine Chapel and whether Rosie Perez ruins this film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
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    1 ora e 15 min
  • Absolute Cuts #145 - CONGO

    Absolute Cuts #145 - CONGO
    Oct 5 2026

    "Stop eating my sesame cake"

    Episode 145 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1995 hippo attacking, sign language-ing, gorilla lasering classic Congo. Ryan and Mark talk about the dark web, U2, and Laura Linney wiping out an entire species of mammal.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP
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    1 ora e 48 min
  • Absolute Cuts #144 - 9 TO 5

    Absolute Cuts #144 - 9 TO 5
    Sep 23 2026

    "You're a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot."

    Episode 144 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1980 gun-toting, sexually harassing, boss tying classic 9 to 5. Ryan and Mark talk about Ed Sheeran, an alternative Wizard of Oz and why Dolly's breasts are so pointy.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

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    1 ora e 17 min
  • Absolute Cuts #143 - MIAMI VICE

    Absolute Cuts #143 - MIAMI VICE
    Sep 16 2026

    "Let's take it to the limit one more time"

    Episode 143 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 2006 mojito-ing, Ferrari driving, Go Fast boating classic Miami Vice. Ryan and Mark talk about how Nelson's cruise, Cullen's tattoo and whether this is a good film or a cool film.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

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    1 ora e 28 min
  • Absolute Cuts #142 - A TIME TO KILL

    Absolute Cuts #142 - A TIME TO KILL
    Sep 8 2026

    "Yes they deserved to die and I hope they burn in hell"

    Episode 142 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1996 vigilante justicing, drink driving, constantly sweating classic A Time To Kill. Ryan and Mark talk about how much you think people would pay for your ransom, why comedian's posters are so bad, and discuss whether this is the sweatiest film of all time.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

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    1 ora e 27 min
  • Absolute Cuts #141 - JURASSIC PARK

    Absolute Cuts #141 - JURASSIC PARK
    Sep 3 2026

    "Life, uh, finds a way"

    Episode 141 of Absolute Cuts sees hosts Mark Nelson and Ryan Cullen discuss the 1993 DNA cloning, velociraptoring, 65 million years in the making classic Jurassic Park. Ryan and Mark talk about what you would do if you trap skin in your zip, Nelson being attacked and why John Hammond absolutely did spare expense.

    Please get in touch and let us know if you enjoy the podcast, what guests you'd like to see on in future episodes and to suggest a film.

    Email : absolutecutspodcast@hotmail.com

    You can follow the podcast on social media here -

    Twitter : @AbsoluteCuts

    Instagram : @AbsoluteCutsPod

    Please leave a 5 star rating and review if you have enjoyed and recommend us to anyone you think might enjoy the pod.

    The Absolute Cuts soundtrack can be found here :

    https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7y4PQxrbJk7PJLz3IJKIot?si=1d999a719b17409b

    You can also find both Nelson and Cullen at the various places below -

    Mark Links

    LIQUID GOLD Tour 2025/26 Tickets https://linktr.ee/marknelsoncomic

    BBC SPECIAL https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m0026gr4/mark-nelson-live-from-dumfries

    Twitter : @marknelsoncomic

    Instagram : @marknelsoncomic

    Facebook : MarkNelsonComic

    Youtube : Mark Nelson - YouTube

    LINKTREE : marknelsoncomic | Instagram, Facebook | Linktree

    Ryan Links

    NEW SPECIAL https://youtu.be/_EIdRCFlCqk?si=jyznUrONsrcgfztP

    Twitter : @RyanCullen90

    Instagram : @ryancullen90

    Tik Tok : @ryancullencomedy

    Tour Tickets : https://linktr.ee/ryancullen90

    Bookings : ryancullen90 | Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree
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    1 ora e 36 min