Shain is back from an eventful sober time in Colorado. Seth calls Shelly to tell a story about health care waiting room justice.

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Shain gets tricked into fake drugs. Seth shares a life hack he learned as a youth for getting out of beatings he may or may not have deserved. Both have run ins with the youth that leave them confused.

Modern male friendships are closely examined in a fresh and insightful way. Shain answers several important Asian-related questions. Seth is excited about gum.

Shain is fresh back from a surprisingly positive trip to LA. Seth performs for a retirement community.

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Shain is in LA so SHELLY makes her overdue return to the pod! They discuss Reacher beating up a man in real life who deserved every bit of it (WAR MACHINE FOREVER), whether or not Shelly misses being on the pod (no), and various character flaws in both Seth and Shain are explored.

Shain's theatre audition and performs for Italians. Seth is lost. A debate about War Machine that you can't even imagine.

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Shain falls off a stage and prepares for a life in the theater. Seth makes his skin man put a number on it, does a horrible show, and finally gets his past life regression session confession profession.

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Shain and Seth pitch a can't miss new cooking show. Shain opens for an ex-Joker, Seth does a booze gag on stage that makes him sick. TI's stand up special is watched and debated.

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