S2 : EP25

Welcome to : You’re officially a Sliding Ankle Sock 🧦

Annoying, uncomfortable, and somehow everywhere. Kinda of like people who eat your food and expect you to share but hide their food in their room so they don’t have to share. They make things uncomfortable, sort of like a sliding ankle sock.

We bounce through chaotic debates like ranch vs. farm, school, Stranger Things, and the ultimate question: what’s your last meal? (Chili cheese fries, obviously 🌶️🍟). Plus, we dive deep into—sleep paralysis is not a bad dream. Your brain wakes up, your body doesn’t, and fear shows up uninvited. Scary stuff.

“Do You Have a Fish to Fry?”—the segment where we air out the petty things that quietly ruin our day.

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S2 : EP 24

Schooled at Home, my Classmate is the Couch”

In this episode, we dive into the pros and cons of homeschooling—what works, what doesn’t, and everything in between. We also explore therapy, with Arty sharing how he’s grown more open to it as he gets older. School safety and bullying are also on the table, because no one should have to deal with it.

We talk about chosen family and why sometimes blood isn’t thicker than water. Plus, Yanelly gives an update on her brave decision to move to a new state and start a fresh chapter in her life. Honest, thoughtful, and full of real talk—you won’t want to miss it.

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S2: EP 23 – “Trust Your Gut” explores why intuition is often smarter than overthinking and peer pressure. We talk about what happens when you ignore that inner voice—regret, stress, bad decisions, and moments where you think, I knew this felt wrong. From exams to real-life chaos, not trusting yourself usually backfires.

The episode also digs into relying on other people’s opinions, especially when they don’t really care. From sharing your art and getting a flat “yeah, it’s good,” to letting toxic people back in despite the red flags, we cover why trusting yourself is hard in a world that rewards conformity—and why listening to your gut is worth it.

*Thank you for listening to our PODCAST. Can you believe it’s almost been a year since we decided to broadcast our lives together. 2 Seasons and nearly 50 Episodes in and we are just getting started* Looking forward to 2026! Special shot out to my son / co-host Elliot for bringing your talent and magic to the show! I’m (ArtySneezed) feeling very appreciative and motivated to keep moving forward*

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S2 : EP 22

“Explaining Idioms to an Idiot”

This week, we’re diving into idioms—the phrases that sound normal until you actually listen to them. Why are we cracking nuts, judging books, and comparing humans to cucumbers? No clue, but we’re pretending to be experts. We break down classics like “A hard nut to crack,” “Better late than never,” and the ever-snobby “born with a silver spoon.”If you’ve ever wanted language explained by two people barely qualified to explain anything, congratulations—you’re home.

Then we debut “Fish Fry”—our new segment where your problems go into the pan and we roast them to perfection. This week’s catch: poor Karen, who apparently can’t complain anymore without getting publicly executed by corporate America. Meanwhile, the real villains—greedy companies—aren’t doing their jobs and are letting us fight in the comments while they cash checks. Grab your headphones; things are about to get fried, snarky, and deliciously dumb.

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S2 : EP21

*What do we really know about A.I?*

From utopian tech dreams to existential meltdowns, we dive into how AI is reshaping everything jobs, truth, privacy, even your brain’s ability to tell real from fake. It’s part science, part panic attack, and all brutally honest.

Join us as we roast the hype, decode the fear, and laugh through humanity’s awkward transition into the age of intelligent machines. Because if the robots are taking over, we might as well make it a good show.

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Episode 20 Season 2

Is Having Kids Worth It? (Seriously, Though.)

Welcome to the podcast that asks the brutally honest question most people are too scared (or sleep-deprived) to say out loud: Are kids really worth it?

We’re not here to scare you off or recruit you to Team Child-Free — we’re here to balance the baby books. Everyone talks about the magical moments, but what about the identity crises, sleep-debt, and generational trauma loops? If you didn’t exactly have a parenting role model, where the hell are you supposed to learn this stuff?

Each episode dives into the messy, beautiful, soul-crushing, life-affirming reality of parenting — or choosing not to. No judgment, just unfiltered truth, some dark humor, and hopefully a few “Oh my god, same” moments.

Whether you're a parent, thinking about becoming one, or just dodging baby showers like landmines — this one's for you.

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Episode 19 Season 2

*Are second chances worth it*

Let’s get real—not all family deserves a seat at your table. The truth? Sometimes the healthiest thing you can do is cut ties and keep it pushin’. Sure, forgiveness is noble, but so is protecting your peace. Join us as we unpack second chances, sketchy relatives, and why walking away might just be the glow-up move psychology approves. Warning: may cause boundary breakthroughs and unexpected laughter.

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S2 : EP18

Are you born with a resting B face or is it something you develop? (Spoiler: there's an actual condition for it.) Why do we side-eye people who smile too much? Is it creepy? And can you actually tell when someone's smile is fake? Let’s dive into why some of us can’t smile back, even though it costs us nothing. Can a smile reflect your soul, or are some people just born grumpy? Oh, and what about those awkward laughers? We’ve all been there. Plus, why do young people seem so mad all the time?

Grab your coffee, fix your grin (or not), and join us for a ride through the weird world of facial expressions. It’s way more than just about teeth.

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