Tonight on FOP! Foodyseus takes us on a food odyssey through the midwest, where most restaurants are actually still in business.

We discuss:

• Goats. Not the Greatest of all Time, but real live goats. Walking around our malls. Because there are no more businesses or human kids left here.
• What NY Knicks fans burned to celebrate a win
• The TWO reasons Mike is bursting at the seams
• English soccer fan comes to Texas to try brisket
• Scottish tourists drink Boston dry
• A Swede discovers ranch dressing
• Food is the common ground to peace
• A new champion claims #1 in fast food customer satisfaction
• Article: Top food chains
• #GhostTownLife

We review:

• Battle of the Sub Shops
• KFC Buffet
• Pizza Hut Buffet
• Panera
• Cracker Barrel
• Golden Corral
• Past Times Arcade in Girard, OH
• Various books we were assigned to read in school
• "Old Reliable"

Then we dip our toes into the 8-page backlog of In Memoriams:

• TGI Friday's and Ruby Tuesday's in Henrietta
• Extreme Gifts Dispensary - how NY crushes even its darling industry
• Amiel Sr., founder of Amiel's Sub Shop
• Jai Ho Indian Cuisine
• Leonardo's Pizza
• Sears Marketplace Mall - what did it become?
• Regal Cinemas Culver-Ridge - what two things did it become?
• Chase Bank, and Vape and Smoke, on Chili@Howard Rd
• Pizza Stop in Pittsford
• Pittsford Eyewear - what did it become
• Brighton Vision 12 Corners & Lens Crafters Marketplace Mall
• Cam's Pizzeria East Ave
• Rebel Pi make-your-own pizza
• TWO funeral homes on the same street
• New Aladdin's in Victor - just opened, but for how long?
• The Resurrection of Martusciello's
• Hart's Local Grocer - gone, again
• Bravo and Gioia Macaroni

Like all those businesses, this episode too was cut short! A tornado appeared in non-Rochester, so we had to call it quits. Thanks for listening and telling other inmates about the show!