Former pros Chris Lumsdon and Skip Boyd join current player Dylan McGeouch for another episode packed with Carlisle United chat, football nonsense and honest opinions.

This week, the lads discuss the identity of The Secret Footballer, the brilliant Robbie Keane to Newcastle prank and a disastrous Panini sticker photo day after a heavy night out.

There’s also the ultimate dream boozer debate, the sacrifices professional footballers make at Christmas, a hilarious attempt to escape public speaking and the biggest question of all: should you eat a Colin the Caterpillar from the head or the tail?

This episode is sponsored by Print Yard Carlisle. A massive thank you to the team for hosting us! Make sure you head down for some great food and drinks.

Expect brilliant football stories, plenty of laughs and the usual chaos from 3 In The Middle.

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Former professionals Chris Lumsdon, Skip Boyd and current player Dylan McGeouch have an unfiltered conversation about talking points in football.

The lads debate England under Thomas Tuchel, whether he deserves to stay in the job or should be sacked, and what went wrong in the World Cup final.

They also turn their attention to Carlisle United as the non-league season approaches, discussing the challenges ahead, expectations around the club and what supporters can realistically hope for.

Expect plenty of football nonsense, dressing-room insight, strong opinions and honest takes from three people who know the game inside out

Andy 'Bus Head' Horn returns as a stand in host with more unbelievable football stories, from Carlisle United floods and dressing-room pranks to kit disasters and a memorable moped journey to Burnley on a cold Tuesday night.

The lads continue to cover the World Cup as England reach the semis as well as hot topics from Posh Crocs to favourite football shirts of all time and everything in-between.

Expect football nostalgia, plenty of laughs and absolutely no shortage of chaos.