Here we have it… we are back… series 2, episode 1.

After a much needed break, we come to you from Samoa, talking about all things Anal, sex and a good old maxi pad to the face. Enjoy dahlins and happy new year… link in bio

Woof bloody woof

We are back.. and for some reason.. there's a lot of talk about dogs in this episode!

Doggie life hun

Hubble bubble toil and trouble

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Bringeth to a full rousing bubble, then add two drops oil of boil and a dead man's toe. Next, add a dab of a sexy mans saliva, dash of c**k. Stir thrice. One final thing and all is done: add a piece of a lying man's tongue…

Don't get your knickers in a twist! We're just three kindly old spinster ladies…. On the search for our next victims.

*hey Alexa… play I put a spell on you by Annie Lennox for the 69th time today

Pt.2 of our interview of our beautiful pal Georgiabarbie.

Hiya, Barbie

Hi, @2jeffreys

You want to go for a ride?

Sure, Jeffs

Jump in

I'm a Barbie girl, in the Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Here at @2jeffreys HQ we have been asking for anyone really to brush our hair and undress us anywhere, unfortunately that got us locked up for the night at Waverley police station. However the beautiful @georgiabarbieleigh seems to get away with it… it's encouraged!

Thank you to our bendy friend for being our first interview

Ps. Has anyone actually read the Barbie song lyrics…

Kiss me here, touch there… hanky Panky

We salute all barbies out there. Especially our one @georgiabarbieleigh and her sidekick @princessparis.thechi

Pink isn't just a colour… it's an attitude

‍. Link in bio on our latest episode, 1 of 2 parts… 2nd part out Sunday evening sydney time

3 Life lessons they don't teach you in school

1. always get life insurance on your partner, you never know when you might need it or just want it

2. Women are basically goddesses. And men will always need to be looked after like babies

3. If you are a contestant on naked attraction, or will just be naked in general in public, please groom yourself….it's not big and it's not clever for both sexes

Who said you need 3 wise men, when you have us… 2 wise women… here's some pics of us being wise and Stuff…

If these don't do it for you, listen to episode 6 out now. You know where to tap

We're late ⏰ we're late… for a very important date.

Hello dahlins

Sorry we are late on this episode, but good things come to those who wait!

The three S's

Sex clubs, squady life, sexting

You know where to tap (tap me tap me!)

It's that time of the week you sexy sausage wallets.

This episode is longer, rougher, and I think we are getting thicker…. Sounds promising

We had some technical difficulties editing (shock ) but remember we are still learning yay for us

Loves of love

2Jeffreys