It's March, and our humble diarist is loved up to the nines! But all is not well in Ptolemy, and a bitter war for the affections of a beautiful chip-shop girl is about to break out...

• What's wrong with Mum?
• Just who is the mysterious owner of the Ptolemy Lyceum?
• What dangers lurk at the heart of the Safari Park?
• Can you believe that Silvio Berlusconi and Veronica Lario have split up?!

Answers to these questions, and more, in 'PTOLEMY II' - The Rise of The Lonely Hearts Club!

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It's February. After a horrendous breakup with a fiery Scottish lassie called Damson, our heartsick diarist is heading home to Ptolemy - a small, backwater town somewhere in the vicinity of Birmingham.

• Will sour grapes spoil the most romantic month of the year for our scribe?
• Will a new career in a new (old) town prove fruitful?
• Will Mum's burgeoning relationship with Darren, the DPD driver, yield fruit?
• Why does fruit keep popping up, and why does it remind our hero of their lost love? ...

Find out, in 'PTOLEMY I' - the first exciting episode in a series of twelve*!

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