Tony Robinson and David Haig star in this black-hole comedy about two space-age humans stranded on a friendly alien planet.

Norman is an idealistic, Beethoven-loving revolutionary. Max is a boring but cheerful timeshare salesman who won't stop talking. Fellow passengers on a flight to the Moon, they're thrown together to become reluctant companions after the lunar shuttle's toilet cubicle explodes, crash-landing them both on the desert sands of a distant alien planet.

They are rescued by the friendly Oblivions, who could not be more delighted to see them. Having spent six years learning English from a discarded volume of Noël Coward plays, they're keen to practise the lingo - and learn more about the many mysteries that have baffled them. How do you mix a Martini? How does one play tennis? And what on Earth is misery?

Norman and Max are about to answer all their questions - as well as introducing them to fire, contemplation and baked potatoes. But their well-intentioned attempts to share the secrets of racquet-based games and sophisticated cocktails soon backfire. Perhaps providing the Oblivions with the priceless gifts of human civilisation wasn't such a good idea after all....

Written by Colin Swash, whose numerous TV credits include Have I Got News for You and Mock the Week, this sci-fi sitcom stars Tony Robinson as Max and David Haig as Norman. Among the co-stars are Geoffrey McGivern and Lorelei King (The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy), and guest stars include Alistair McGowan, Peter Serafinowicz and Ronni Ancona.

Production credits

Written by Colin Swash

Produced by Richard Wilson

First broadcast BBC Radio 4, 9th March-13th April 1995

Cast

Norman - Tony Robinson

Max - David Haig

Stella - Louise Lombard

Macari - Michael Troughton

Captain Rossiter - Dan Strauss

Jane/Terayz/Suzy - Carla Mendonça

Tony - Geoffrey McGivern

Ken - Tom Hollander

Inspector Albermarle - Andy Rashleigh

Clive - Guy Witcher

Jonathan Ross - Alistair McGowan

Buzz - Peter Serafinowicz

Louise - Ronni Ancona

Voice of Ume - Lorelei King

Vince - Daniel Main