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It is 9:00 at night, and there's a light burning in the office of the Commissioner of Police. He is sitting across the desk from Mr. Chameleon. The Commissioner says "Well, here's the letter, Mr. Chameleon". The Commissioner reads "My dear Commissioner, I have thought long before writing this, but the time has come, when compelled by fear, I am forced to write. I am an old woman but a sane one and many things have occurred in this house which make me believe that some person in it has planned to murder me. I am writing to you, Mr. Commissioner, because my attorney, Mr. Huntington, is in Europe and I have no other place to turn. I have been reading about your Mr. Chameleon and I wondered if he could visit me. I knew his mother and remember him as a lad and I'd feel rather safer in his hands than in those of an ordinary policeman. Signed, Helen Audrey". Chameleon says "Well, Commissioner, I think that a letter like this from Mrs. Audrey may have a very black background". The Commissioner asks "When are you going to see her?" Chameleon says "As soon as I can get there. Mrs. Audrey is one of the richest women in New York. She has a tremendous amount of money, and too many people stand to benefit from her death". Chameleon opens the office door and asks the secretary "Will you get me a squad card and have Detective Sergeant Dave Arnold meet me downstairs at once?" A few minutes later, as the squad car pulls up to residence, Dave says "That's the Aubrey Mansion, Mr. Chameleon. It's all lit up. I guess they're giving a party". Chameleon says "There's only one car, Dave. Look at the license plate. That's a doctor's car, come on". They get out of the car and walk toward the front door. Chameleon says "Now, this looks like the doctor coming out. I beg your pardon, are you the doctor?" He says "I am Dr. Hammond, Mrs. Audrey's physician". Dave asks "Then, Mrs. Audrey is sick?" Dr. Hammond says "Mrs. Audrey is dead".