Rizz finished dead last in the football picks, which means the punishment wheel is coming for him. Conference room karaoke? Wig week? Crocs mascot week? Truck stop makeover? Whatever happens, he has nobody to blame but himself and his bold strategy of making picks based entirely on his heart.

Then this daily podcast gets into a relationship dilemma: should you give your spouse a heads-up before making a major change to your appearance? A husband is upset after his blonde wife unexpectedly comes home brunette, which sends the crew into hair politics. Lern doesn’t need permission to change her hair, but she knows Tim hates bangs. Riz admits he once had a terrible reaction when Amelia cut her hair short. And if Tim ever removes his chest hair, Lern would apparently like to be consulted before he transforms himself into a mole rat.

Of course, Riz once bought an entire Jeep without telling his wife, so perhaps he shouldn't be leading the seminar on communication.

Then we discover getting married now requires approximately the same financial planning as invading a small country. The average U.S. wedding ceremony and reception costs $34,200, with Missouri averaging around $26,000 and Illinois hitting $38,000. Chicago? About $54,000. Suddenly eloping at the courthouse and going to Chili’s afterward sounds incredibly romantic.

That leads to stories about the fanciest weddings the crew has attended, including one at New York’s Plaza Hotel with an Iron Chef rolling sushi, smoking allowed indoors, breakfast served at 4 a.m. and a reported half-million dollars spent on flowers. Meanwhile, most of us are wondering whether the open bar includes domestic beer.

Finally, this daily podcast investigates “doppelgänger dating” — the idea that people are often attracted to familiar physical traits and may repeatedly date partners who look strangely similar. The crew compares their own dating histories, discusses couples who eventually start dressing alike, and determines that, yes, plenty of us absolutely have a type.

Bad football picks, surprise brunettes, hairy husbands, weddings that cost a down payment and realizing your dating history looks like somebody hit copy and paste — another deeply educational daily podcast from The Rizzuto Show.

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