Episode 116 of Whiskey n Whine is less bourbon, more brunch—and significantly more accountability.

Mike bravely (and perhaps foolishly) invites both his mom and mother-in-law on the show for an early Mother's Day special, immediately regretting every life decision that led to this moment. Armed with mimosas instead of whiskey (for liability reasons), the moms waste no time exposing decades of Mike's finest work.

We learn that high school Mike was living a double-dinner lifestyle, somehow eating at home and at Kati's like a growing boy with zero shame. Meanwhile, the next generation isn't faring much better—burning instant mac and cheese by forgetting the one key ingredient: water.

Things escalate quickly as long-buried stories surface, including:

• The origin of Mike's legendary nickname: "The Groper"
• Why he was issued oven mitts for prom night
• The "totally just friends" camping trip that absolutely wasn't
• And the time Mike accidentally took ayahuasca at a house party, mistook headlights for a dragon, and heroically leapt onto a car hood to save the realm

We also uncover that:

• Madi is still upset she wasn't invited to her parents' wedding… despite not being alive yet
• Kati runs Mike's bar with an iron fist and a reputation that inspires fear
• A 12-passenger van for 13 people is apparently a sound financial decision
• And Alex is being pressured into full cabana boy duty, whether anyone is ready for that visual or not

It's heartwarming, it's chaotic, and it's deeply incriminating.

Happy Mother's Day—call your mom before she calls into a podcast and tells your worst stories instead.