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This week the chaos dial is fully broken. We kick things off with a spicy pop-culture rundown of the Super Bowl halftime show, the politics of Bad Bunny discourse, and why Latin representation still makes people weird for no reason. From there we detour through Budweiser commercials that cause emotional damage, William Shatner aging in reverse, and Olympic athletes catching heat for having opinions.

Then it’s story time: a Vegas trip that turned into a penthouse upgrade through the power of being nice, followed by Curtain Calls featuring roommates hiding full-grown men, litter box revenge, attic squatters, and a possible bar ghost who only throws vodka.

We close with soap-opera brain rot, Friends deep cuts, coma ethics, and an absolutely unhinged petty-revenge stepmom jewelry lawsuit that deserves its own limited series.

Hydrate. Buckle up. Don’t DJ your VJ in the living room.

00:00 – Sports ball & Bad Bunny discourse
Halftime show praise, Latin culture celebration, and why Puerto Rico is, in fact, part of the United States.

03:00 – Super Bowl ads & emotional manipulation
Budweiser animals, William Shatner at 94, and commercial rankings.

04:20 – Olympians vs. politics
Should athletes be allowed to criticize the country they represent?

05:30 – Vegas survival guide
Four days is too many, the Luxor elevator vertigo experience, and how being nice scored a penthouse suite.

10:40 – Curtain Calls: unhinged one-liners
• Litter box incidents
• Roommate hiding a 34-year-old man in a dorm for four months
• “Phrogging” and attic squatters
• Haunted bar ghost etiquette (leave her a shot)

19:50 – The living room DJ VJ saga
Hygiene concerns and roommate trauma.

22:10 – Life pivot: Marine biologist → Elvis impersonator
A heartbreak origin story for an Elvis career.

24:30 – Soap opera coma plot twist
Brain transplants, and coma philosophy.

31:00 – Petty revenge of the week
Stepmom steals dead mom’s jewelry → lawsuit served at a birthday party.

• “Puerto Rico is American. Don’t be a noob.”

• Luxor diagonal elevators: come for the budget, stay for the vertigo.

• The bar ghost prefers vodka and attention.

• Battery Operated Boyfriends make a cameo.

• Process server as party entertainment.

Pop culture & representation
Vegas travel tips
Roommate horror stories
Paranormal workplace experiences
Soap operas & sitcom lore
Petty revenge ethics
Coma consciousness discussion

Explicit language
Sexual humor
Bathroom humor
Discussion of death, coma, and medical trauma
Paranormal references

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