In this outrageously funny episode of Telling Tinder Tales, hosts Chris O’Neill and Thomasin Lockwood welcome Sydney, a blind, queer comedian, musician, and life coach calling in from Brighton, UK, to share one of the most chaotic dating stories the podcast has ever heard.

What starts as a promising Tinder date—complete with intelligent conversation, politics, music, and connection — quickly descends into absolute madness when Sydney’s date secretly necks half a bottle of spirits, becomes completely catatonic, strips off, and has a big, little accident.

Along the way, the trio dive into dating safety, first-date red flags, queer dating experiences, Plenty of Fish nostalgia, and the unspoken rules of Tinder etiquette—while managing to find the humour in truly traumatic situations. Sydney also shares insights into her life as a comedian, her Brighton comedy success, and why the internet seems to magnetically attract weirdos.

If you love hilarious dating disaster stories, Tinder horror tales, bad first dates, and laugh-out-loud podcast conversations about modern romance, this episode is an absolute must-listen.

GUEST: Sydney May @thesydney_may

🎙️ Topics include: Tinder dates gone wrong, online dating fails, queer dating stories, disastrous first dates, dating app safety, comedy storytelling, and real-life Tinder nightmares.

👉 Listen now, leave a review, and remember: always vet your dates—and maybe hide the gin.