Welcome back to Some Topic, the only podcast where two caffeinated philosophers accidentally summon ancient gods while trying to talk about meaning. In this episode, Nick and his co-host dive headfirst into cosmic horror, existential dread, and why humanity keeps worshiping things that want us dead. From Lovecraft’s tentacled anxiety monster to meme culture’s unholy transformation of fear into Funko Pops, this one’s a journey from the depths of R’lyeh to the shallows of modern absurdity.

Expect wild tangents, half-accurate history, and philosophical therapy sessions disguised as jokes. The hosts unpack why humans find comfort in chaos, what happens when fiction becomes faith, and whether embracing meaninglessness might actually be the most meaningful act of all. Equal parts comedy and existential meltdown — this is the Some Topic method: laugh, spiral, repeat.

🕒 Timestamps:

00:00 – Opening Monologue: Welcome to the Chaos

01:50 – If an Ancient God Returned: Humanity’s Shrug of Denial

03:30 – Enter Cthulhu: Lord, Enslaver, and Mispronounced Icon

05:00 – Language and the Horror of Understanding

07:30 – Goldilocks Theory, Mythology, and Mrs. Incredible

10:00 – What Gives Life Meaning (and Why That’s a Mistake)

12:30 – Lovecraft’s Racism & The Artist–Monster Paradox

15:00 – Frankenstein Debate: Who Creates Whom?

17:30 – The Cult of Cthulhu: Fiction Becomes Religion

20:00 – Faith, Fiction, and the Death of Real Gods

22:00 – Tentacle Porn and the Collapse of Civilization

25:00 – From Horror to Humor: Cthulhu Becomes a Meme

28:00 – Finding Freedom in Meaninglessness: The Cosmic Takeaway

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