Skip first 5 minutes as its the count down clock! WELCOME BACK FOR SEASON 5

Season 5 kicks the door off its hinges as the Alpha Men Podcast returns from a long, chaotic break that proves one simple truth: life doesn’t care about your content schedule. TJ Michaels and Jon Stacy are back, louder and more unfiltered than ever, opening the season with story time, bad decisions, and the kind of adversity that only makes the jokes sharper. From the jump, it’s clear the Alpha Men didn’t come back calmer—they came back with receipts.

This episode is absolutely stacked. Man Court is back in session with a marriage-ending key fob disaster that puts the Freak Jury to work. We mansplain the news like only idiots with microphones can, tear into politics, media, and pop culture, and revive the Red Foreman Awards with steel-toed justice for some of the dumbest humans to walk upright this week. Add in Armchair Legends debating NFL playoff chaos, questionable catch rulings, coaching shakeups, MLB megadeals, NASCAR changes, and a full-speed rant through the circus of Minneapolis politics—and yeah, this one hits everything.

We round it out with the Married Men Survival Guide, essential battlefield tactics for staying alive in matrimony, and finish with Unfiltered & Underqualified, where we discover the horrifying new term “choppelganger” and roast ourselves accordingly. If you’re offended easily, confused often, or just missed hearing grown men argue confidently about things they absolutely shouldn’t—welcome home. Season 5 starts now. Like it, share it, argue about it, and come back next Tuesday at 8. The Alpha Men are just getting warmed up.

Thanks for riding with us tonight, Alpha Pack. If you’re still here, you’re one of us. Smash that like button, subscribe wherever you listen, and share this with the friend who gets kicked out of family gatherings. We’re building a brotherhood, and you’re either in—or you’re missing out. Catch us next Tuesday at 8pm