That recurring Monday meeting isn't collaboration—it's a weekly ritual sacrifice of 10 man-hours on the altar of organizational cowardice. The average executive spends 23 hours weekly in meetings—60% of their work life watching PowerPoint purgatory while productivity plummets. MIT research shows it takes 23 minutes to refocus after a meeting interruption. That's not management—that's murder by meeting.

The Meeting Madness

Walk into any corporate office at 10:00 a.m. Tuesday. Conference rooms packed with people pretending to pay attention while secretly checking email. One marketing team had a weekly two-hour alignment meeting with 12 people. Cost: $2,400 in salary time. Value created: maybe $200 worth of decisions that could have been made in a five-minute email. Ferrari prices for bicycle results.

Meeting madness multiplies like malignant math. One company tracked their meeting genealogy and found one quarterly planning meeting spawned 47 derivative meetings. That's not planning—that's plague.

Studies show 71% of executives consider meetings unproductive—yet schedule more. It's like knowing cigarettes kill but smoking more because you're stressed about cancer.

The really repulsive revelation? Meetings have become hiding places for the unproductive. "I'm in back-to-back meetings" is the battle cry of the bureaucratically busy. One company discovered employees spent 31 hours monthly in meetings but only 2.5 hours in deep, focused work.

What You'll Learn in This Episode

Todd Hagopian reveals Meeting Mass Extinction. One company canceled every recurring meeting and made them justify resurrection. 80% never came back. They saved 10,000 man-hours annually—like hiring five employees for free.

You'll discover the 25-5-1 Rule: Maximum 25 minutes (urgency drives efficiency), maximum 5 participants (more means hiding), solve 1 specific problem (not discuss—solve). One tech company cut meeting time 73% while increasing decision quality.

You'll learn Zero-Based Meeting Budgets. Calculate true cost and post it outside each conference room. When people see their weekly status meeting costs $3,000, they suddenly find faster ways.

Your Assignment

Cancel every meeting next week. Only add back those where you can articulate specific value exceeding time cost. You'll discover 70% were productivity parasites.

What could you achieve with 23 extra hours every week?

Visit https://stagnationassassins.com and Declare WAR on Stagnation.

About The Podcaster

Todd Hagopian has led five corporate transformations generating $2B+ in shareholder value. Author of The Unfair Advantage (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0FV6QMWBX). Featured 30+ times on Forbes.com, Fox Business, and NPR.